Energy Impact Partners
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on energy impact partners.
In Brief
Dec 8, 2025Quilt's $20M Series B: Because Your Home Needs Another Appliance That Talks Back
Quilt raises $20M to expand heat pump sales, but is your home ready for an AI that critiques your temperature preferences? Read our satirical take on smart home absurdity.
Fundraising
Oct 10, 2025The Great Green Gamble: How $21 Billion Turned Wall Street into a High-Stakes Solar Circus
Wall Street bets $21 billion on renewables in a hilarious green energy frenzy. Explore the absurd and ironic world of clean tech investing in this satirical take.