Energy Storage
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on energy storage.
Google Spends $1B on Battery That Can Power Your Smartphone For An Entire Weekend (Theoretically)
Google drops $1B on a battery that lasts 100 hours. Is it a renewable energy breakthrough or just a really big power bank? Our satirical take on the tech deal of the decade.
Sizable Energy's Ocean-Powered Battery: Because the Sea Deserves More Plastic Bladders
Sizable Energy's plan to store electricity in ocean bladders is hilariously flawed. Dive into this satirical take on renewable energy storage gone awry.
Base Power's $1B Battery Boondoggle Promises to Turn Your Home Into a Power-Hungry Beast
Base Power's $1B funding to deploy home batteries everywhere is satirized in this hilarious take on energy tech, featuring exaggerated risks and absurd benefits that will leave you laughing and questioning your power choices.
From Ashes to Amps: Battery Startup's Founder Returns to 'Finish What He Started' – This Time With More Duct Tape
Discover the hilarious comeback of a battery startup founder who's back after bankruptcy, promising to avoid past mistakes with a new venture, Anode Technology Company.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
Fourth Power's Thermal Batteries: The Sci-Fi Dream That's Cheaper Than Your Gas Bill and Twice as Absurd
Discover the hilarious and absurd world of Fourth Power's thermal batteries, promising cheaper energy than natural gas in this satirical tech take.