Epic Games
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on epic games.
Google's 'Generosity' Strikes Again: Epic Games Settlement Means Developers Now Only Pay 20% To Be In Digital Jail
Google's 'generous' settlement with Epic Games reduces Play Store commissions to 20% in what's definitely not a forced move. Discover the hilarious fine print and what this really means for developers.
Epic Games CEO Declares Google's Settlement a Victory for Android's 'Open Platform' - And Other Hilarious Fairy Tales
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney's hilarious take on Google's antitrust settlement as a win for Android's 'open platform' - a satirical dive into tech irony and absurdity.
Epic Games Claims Apple's New Install Process Turns Users into Loyal Zombies, Cuts Drop-offs by 60%
Epic Games hails Apple's new install process for cutting user drop-offs by 60%, in a satirical take on tech efficiency and digital addiction that will leave you laughing and worried.
Apple's Epic Tantrum: Delaying the Inevitable Like a Toddler with a Stolen Cookie
Apple's latest legal drama over app payments is as predictable as it is entertaining. Will they ever learn to share? Dive into the satire of corporate greed and developer relief.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...