Equity
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on equity.
AI
Feb 21, 2026Google VP Declares LLM Wrappers and AI Aggregators About as Viable as a Paper Umbrella in a Hurricane
A satirical take on Google's warning about LLM wrappers and AI aggregators, exploring the absurdity of the AI startup gold rush with humor and wit.
AI
Feb 15, 2026Glean's AI Middleware: Because Your Enterprise Really Needs Another Layer of Bureaucracy Between You and Your Data
Glean's pivot from enterprise search to AI middleware gets the satirical treatment. Discover why your enterprise needs another layer between you and your data in this hilarious tech takedown.
AI
Jan 8, 2026Why This VC Thinks 2026 Will Be the Year the Consumer Finally Gets to Use Their Phone Without Permission
VC Vanessa Larco predicts 2026 will be the year consumers finally get tech that doesn't drive them crazy. Read this hilarious take on AI stalling and the future of user-friendly innovation.