Equity Podcast
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on equity podcast.
Crypto's Midlife Crisis: Tether's Suspicious Briefcase, Stripe's 'Stable'coin Gambit, and the GENIUS Act Explained (Because Congress Needs a New Acronym)
Explore crypto's hilarious attempt at adulthood with Tether's shady reserves, Stripe's comeback, and Congress's GENIUS Act in this satirical take on blockchain chaos.
Google Cloud VP's Startup Advice: How to Ignore Your 'Check Engine Light' Until It's a Five-Alarm Fire
Google Cloud's VP reveals why startup founders should ignore infrastructure warnings until they're literally on fire. A satirical look at tech's 'move fast and break things' culture gone absurd.
Flapping Airplanes CEO Unveils AI Plan: 'We Want to Try Really, Really, Radically, Absurdly Different Things'
Flapping Airplanes CEO announces absurd AI initiatives, from goose poetry to cat video stock predictors, in a hilarious satirical take on tech innovation gone wild.
Glean's Epic Quest to Become the AI Overlord of Corporate Cubicles Worldwide
Glean's hilarious bid to become the AI overlord of every corporate cubicle, blending efficiency with existential dread in this satirical tech news take.
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...
Sequoia Backed Lab Swears Brains Are Just AI's Starter Home, Not Penthouse Suite
Flapping Airplanes AI lab raises $180M to create AI that's as flawed as humans, proving brains are just the basement of intelligence. Silicon Valley's latest joke or genius insight?
AI Agents Unleashed: The Multibillion-Dollar Security Circus Enterprises Can't Stop Watching
Discover the hilarious chaos of AI security blunders in this satirical take on how enterprises are spending billions to manage digital helpers gone rogue.
Why This VC Thinks 2026 Will Be the Year the Consumer Finally Gets to Use Their Phone Without Permission
VC Vanessa Larco predicts 2026 will be the year consumers finally get tech that doesn't drive them crazy. Read this hilarious take on AI stalling and the future of user-friendly innovation.
Equity's 2026 Prophecies: AI Agents That Make Coffee, IPO Mania for Pet Rock Startups, and VC Investing in Your Thoughts
Dive into Equity's hilarious 2026 predictions: AI agents that critique your coffee, absurd IPOs for smart rocks, and VCs investing in emoji pitches. A satirical take on tech's wild future.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
AWS's AI Agents: The Cloud Giant's Desperate Ploy to Make Friends and Influence Robots
AWS's re:Invent 2025 AI agent tools: a satirical look at the cloud giant's desperate bid for relevance, trust, and your data, with more hype than substance.
VC Firm Charges $0 for PR, Unicorns Apparently Pay in Magic Beans and Exposure Bucks
A satirical take on a VC firm offering free PR services and producing 12 unicorns, exploring the absurdities of Silicon Valley hype with humor and irony.
Vibe Coding's Backend Boss: How Supabase's CEO 'Suffered' to a $5B Empire
Discover how Supabase's CEO turned 'painful' decisions into a $5B vibe-coding empire, from coffee crises to investor insanity in this hilarious tech satire.
Nordic Tech Boom: From Hygge Startups to Billion-Dollar Fjord Fantasies
Discover how the Nordic tech scene's rise from cozy startups to absurd billion-dollar ventures blends innovation with hilarious irony in this satirical take.
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
Nvidia's AI Gold Rush: How Selling Shovels in the Digital Klondike Made Them Billionaires
Nvidia's AI-driven cash bonanza: Is it sustainable growth or just tech mania? Dive into this hilarious take on the $50 billion data center boom.
Why January Ventures is Funding AI Founders Who Actually Know What They're Doing (Unlike Everyone Else)
January Ventures funds underrepresented AI founders with real expertise, adding humor to the absurdity of Silicon Valley's obsession with overhyped startups.
OpenAI's Startup Dreams: From AI Experiments to Revenue Roasts - A Satirical Masterclass
Dive into a hilarious satirical take on OpenAI's startup support, where AI speeds up product cycles to absurd levels and revenue dreams meet robotic realities.