Etsy
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on etsy.
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Oct 29, 2025Etsy Appoints Depop's Kruti Patel Goyal as CEO in Desperate Bid to Sell More Crocheted Avocados
Etsy's new CEO Kruti Patel Goyal brings Depop's chaotic charm to handmade goods, sparking satire on crocheted avocados and goth dog pillows in this hilarious tech news parody.
Commerce
May 3, 2025eBay and Etsy: The Unshakable Titans of the Secondhand Economy Who Fear No Tariff
Discover how eBay and Etsy laugh in the face of tariffs with their unbreakable business models and a community that believes in the power of 'vintage'.