European Startups
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on european startups.
AI
Dec 24, 2025European Startups: More Passion Than Profits, But We're Told It's 'Artisanal Innovation'
Discover why European startups have more buzz than business, from artisanal pitch decks to profit-adjacent ventures. A satirical look at innovation with more passion than profits.
Fundraising
Nov 21, 2025European Startups: Ditching Baguettes for Billion-Dollar Dreams in Hilarious New Reality Show
Europe's startups chase trillion-dollar dreams with absurd pitches, regulatory chaos, and eco-friendly overkill in this hilarious satire of tech ambition gone wild.