European Union
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Feb 17, 2026European Parliament Declares War on AI: Lawmakers Forced to Actually Think for Themselves
The European Parliament bans AI tools, forcing lawmakers to think for themselves in a hilarious saga of security panic, analog rediscovery, and absurd alternatives.
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Jan 1, 2026European Banks' AI Takeover: 200,000 Humans to Be 'Optimized' into Unemployment
European banks replace 200,000 jobs with AI, sparking hilarity in back-offices and existential dread in humans. Read our satirical take on the robotic takeover of finance.