Evs
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on evs.
AI
Dec 9, 2025Rivian's New AI Assistant: Because Your Electric Truck Needs a Therapist More Than a Charging Port
Rivian announces Grizzle, an AI assistant that offers therapy sessions during traffic jams and judges your life choices while you parallel park. Because your electric truck needs emotional intelligence more than range.
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Nov 13, 2025Harbinger Electrifies FedEx with $160M for 50 Trucks That Might Actually Deliver
Harbinger's $160M funding for electric FedEx trucks is a hilarious leap into tech absurdity—imagine trucks so expensive they deliver irony along with packages.
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Sep 23, 2025Telo's Mini Trucks: The $20 Million Solution to Making Your Groceries Feel Like a Road Trip
Discover how Telo's $20 million funding for tiny electric trucks is turning urban travel into a hilarious game of 'Will It Fit?' with satire and wit.