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Oct 22, 2025

GM Promises Drivers Can Finally Nap While Driving in 2028, Because Who Needs Control?

GM's 2028 eyes-off, hands-off driving system promises naps on the go, powered by AI trained on 5 million driverless miles of chaos. Read this satirical take on autonomous driving gone hilariously wrong.

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