Fashion
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on fashion.
Prada Meta AI Glasses: Because Your Face Deserves a $5,000 Data Breach
A satirical take on the rumored Prada Meta AI glasses, exploring the hilarious and absurd implications of blending high fashion with data-hungry tech.
VLGE's Roblox Fashion Week: Because Your Avatar Needs More Debt Than You Do
VLGE's Roblox Fashion Week lets you shop for digital fashion in virtual worlds. Read this satirical take on how your avatar's style could cost more than your rent!
Gen Z Duo Raises $8M for 'Phia' by Using TikTok Dances and Memes, VCs Eat It Up
Discover how Phoebe Gates and Sophia Kianni raised $8M for Phia using Gen Z tactics like TikTok dances and memes, in this satirical take on modern startup funding.
Poshmark CEO Bids Adieu to the Throne, Passes the Crown to Next in Line: A Royal Resignation
Manish Chandra steps down as CEO of Poshmark in a ceremony filled with humor, hypothetical office plant rebellions, and the passing of a sacred laptop. Namsun Kim takes the helm with promises of artisanal tea and possibly a throne.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
Alta's $11M Miracle: Turning Your Fashion Faux Pas into a Tech-Savvy Catastrophe
Alta's new $11M fashion tech promises to digitize your wardrobe woes, mixing your questionable fashion choices with cutting-edge technology. Because why not?
Lyst Loses Its Luster: Fashion Marketplace Once Worth More Than Your Grandma's Antique Vase Sold for Price of a Designer Handbag
In a shocking turn of events that has left the fashion world gasping louder than a Victorian lady in a corset, Lyst, the high-end fashion marketplace once valued at a cool $700 million, ha...