Felicis Ventures
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on felicis ventures.
AI
Nov 17, 2025Luminal's $5.3 Million GPU Code Framework: Because Your Graphics Card Deserves a Spa Day
Luminal's $5.3 million funding for a GPU code framework promises to optimize inference with humor and absurdity—because your graphics card needs a break too.
AI
Oct 27, 2025Mercor's AI Valuation Skyrockets to $10B: Experts Now Paid in Unicorn Tears and Coffee Stains
Mercor's absurd $10B valuation with $350M funding: AI labs meet 'experts' in this hilarious satire on tech bubbles and unicorn dreams.