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Aug 1, 2025

Zuckerberg's AI Talent Hunt: Now Offering Your Firstborn and Eternal Soul as Signing Bonus

Dive into the absurd world of AI talent wars where Zuckerberg offers everything but the kitchen sink, and find out why 'AI Winter' is now 'AI Eternal Summer of Stupid Money'.

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