Fitbit
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Dec 31, 2025Tech Prophet Declares Smartphones Doomed: 'We'll Be Using Telepathic Toasters by 2029'
Tech visionary predicts smartphones will be replaced by telepathic appliances in 5 years. Discover the hilarious future of ambient computing where your toaster reads your mind!
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Oct 27, 2025Fitbit's Gemini-Powered Coach: Finally, a Gadget That Guilt-Trips You Into Fitness
Fitbit's new Gemini-powered health coach for Premium users turns fitness tracking into a hilarious guilt trip. Read our satirical take on this AI-driven wellness advisor.