Foundation Models
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on foundation models.
Tiny Startup Builds 400B-Parameter AI Monster in Garage, Accidentally Becomes Open Source Overlord
A satirical look at how tiny startup Arcee AI built a massive 400B-parameter open source LLM in a garage, outshining Meta's Llama with humor, absurdity, and a dash of tech parody.
AI Labs' Money-Making Mystery: A Hilarious Guide to Spotting Who's Actually Trying
A hilarious and satirical look at AI labs' money-making struggles, with a funny rating system to spot who's actually trying to turn a profit in the tech world.
Google's Gemini 3: The AI That Thinks It's Human and We're All Doomed to Code Obsolete Python Scripts
Google's Gemini 3 AI breaks records and brains with its absurd coding antics and benchmark-busting feats. Dive into this hilarious take on tech's latest 'innovation'.
AI Genius Raises $13M to Teach Computers How to Misplace Your Keys (Again)
Matthias Niessner's SpAItial raises $13M to teach AI the 'holy grail' of spatial understanding, or at least how to misplace your keys less often. The future is here, and it's confusing.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...