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Anthropic Raises $30B More - Because Apparently We Haven't Given AI Enough Money Yet
Anthropic raises another $30 billion in a funding round so absurd it could only happen in Silicon Valley. Join us as we explore what $380 billion really buys in today's AI gold rush.
AI Sales Startup Monaco Promises to Replace Salesforce by Making Your CRM Smarter Than You
Sam Blond's AI sales startup Monaco promises to revolutionize CRM with overhyped AI features, backed by big names but delivering satire on tech's obsession with artificial intelligence.
Avalanche's Micro-Fusion: Powering Your Toaster with the Energy of a Star (Maybe)
Avalanche's $29M 'tabletop fusion' startup aims to shrink the sun into a coffee-table device—because why solve energy crises when you can create a radioactive paperweight? Satire on tech's miniaturization obsession.
Radiant Nuclear's 'Semi-Sized' Reactor: Because Why Not Put Nuclear Power in a Truck Stop?
Radiant Nuclear's $300M-funded semi-sized reactor promises to replace diesel generators with portable nuclear power, sparking humor and existential dread in equal measure.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...