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AI
Feb 12, 2026

Anthropic Raises $30B More - Because Apparently We Haven't Given AI Enough Money Yet

Anthropic raises another $30 billion in a funding round so absurd it could only happen in Silicon Valley. Join us as we explore what $380 billion really buys in today's AI gold rush.

AI
Feb 11, 2026

AI Sales Startup Monaco Promises to Replace Salesforce by Making Your CRM Smarter Than You

Sam Blond's AI sales startup Monaco promises to revolutionize CRM with overhyped AI features, backed by big names but delivering satire on tech's obsession with artificial intelligence.

Fundraising
Feb 3, 2026

Avalanche's Micro-Fusion: Powering Your Toaster with the Energy of a Star (Maybe)

Avalanche's $29M 'tabletop fusion' startup aims to shrink the sun into a coffee-table device—because why solve energy crises when you can create a radioactive paperweight? Satire on tech's miniaturization obsession.

Fundraising
Dec 17, 2025

Radiant Nuclear's 'Semi-Sized' Reactor: Because Why Not Put Nuclear Power in a Truck Stop?

Radiant Nuclear's $300M-funded semi-sized reactor promises to replace diesel generators with portable nuclear power, sparking humor and existential dread in equal measure.

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Mar 31, 2026

NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?

In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...

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