Gadgets
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on gadgets.
Ex-Apple Genius Raises $5M For A Necklace That Forgets Everything But Your Voice: The Ultimate Anti-Smart Device
Ex-Apple engineer raises $5M for the Taya Pendant, a voice-only recording necklace that solves problems you didn't know you had. Discover the absurdity of tech minimalism gone wild.
Sandbar's $23M AI Note-Taking Ring: Because Your Finger Needed Its Own Startup
Discover the hilarious truth behind Sandbar's $23M AI note-taking ring funding. Is it innovation or absurdity? Read our satirical take on wearable tech gone wild.
Meta's AI Glasses Caught in X-Rated Peep Show: 'Privacy First' Promise Now a Comedy Special
Meta's AI smart glasses promise privacy but deliver a peep show as subcontractors review spicy footage. Discover the hilarious truth behind the lawsuit in this satirical tech exposé.
Eight Sleep's $50M Bedtime Story: How a Mattress Became a Unicorn with a Pillow-Sized Valuation
Eight Sleep's $50M funding at a $1.5B valuation turns sleep tech into a satirical unicorn story, with absurd product plans and ironic takes on startup culture.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
Prada Meta AI Glasses: Because Your Face Deserves a $5,000 Data Breach
A satirical take on the rumored Prada Meta AI glasses, exploring the hilarious and absurd implications of blending high fashion with data-hungry tech.
Kindle Scribe Colorsoft: The $600 Notepad That Makes Your Doodles Look Like Masterpieces (If You Can Figure Out How to Turn It On)
Amazon's Kindle Scribe Colorsoft is a $600 e-ink tablet that uses AI to judge your doodles and bankrupt your wallet. Read our satirical take on this 'pricey but pretty' tech marvel.
AI Notetakers: The Ultimate Solution for Meetings You'll Still Ignore - Satirical Tech Review
A satirical look at AI notetaking devices that transcribe meetings, featuring exaggerated humor and irony about tech's latest 'must-have' gadgets.
Zuckerberg Predicts We'll All Be Wearing Smart Glasses By 2025, Or Else We're Basically Cave People
Mark Zuckerberg predicts smart glasses will be essential by 2025, but given his track record with the metaverse, should we believe him? A satirical look at tech's latest obsession with putting screens on our faces.
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...
Amazon's Bee AI Wearable: The Sting in the Tail of Privacy and Productivity
A humorous and satirical review of Amazon's Bee AI wearable, exploring its quirks, privacy pitfalls, and absurdities in daily life. Perfect for tech lovers with a sense of irony!
Amazon's Bee AI Wearable: The Ultimate Buzz in Corporate Surveillance and Buzzing Annoyances
Amazon's Bee AI wearable merges with Alexa to create a buzzing, invasive future of corporate surveillance and humorous annoyances. Discover the satirical take on tech's latest buzz.
Palmer Luckey Claims Tech's Future is in Your Grandma's Attic: A Satirical Dive into 'Old-School' Innovation
Palmer Luckey's hilarious take on why vintage tech is the future: from dial-up drones to rotary iPhones. A satirical look at nostalgia in innovation.
CES 2026: Where AI Pandas and Hologram Waifus Prove Humanity Has Finally Lost the Plot
CES 2026 unveils AI pandas, hologram anime assistants, and other absurd tech that proves innovation has gone hilariously off the rails. Read our satirical take on the wildest products!
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...
Skylight's Calendar 2: The AI-Powered Family Scheduler That's Definitely Not Spying on Your Every Move
Skylight's Calendar 2 uses AI to organize your family's life, but with a sarcastic twist. Discover how this 'digital concierge' might be judging your every move in this satirical tech review.
CES 2026: The Tech Industry's Official Descent into Gloriously Pointless Innovation
CES 2026 showcases AI pandas, holographic anime companions, and other gloriously unnecessary tech innovations that solve problems nobody knew they had.
Plaud's AI Pin & Meeting Notetaker: Because Your Brain Clearly Needs a Digital Babysitter
Plaud's new AI Pin and desktop meeting notetaker promise to outsource your attention span. Read our satirical take on gadgets that help you fake productivity in the modern workplace.