Games
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on games.
Roblox's Age Verification: When Your Virtual Avatar Needs a Birth Certificate and a Lie Detector
Discover how Roblox's hilarious new age verification system uses everything from pop culture quizzes to 'dad energy' detection to determine if you're actually old enough to know what dial-up sounded like.
Amazon Luna's GameNight: Finally, a Way to Ruin Family Game Night with 25 More Excuses
Amazon's Luna GameNight promises family fun but delivers lag and laughs. Read our satirical take on this streaming service update that's sure to buff your humor stats.
VLGE's Roblox Fashion Week: Because Your Avatar Needs More Debt Than You Do
VLGE's Roblox Fashion Week lets you shop for digital fashion in virtual worlds. Read this satirical take on how your avatar's style could cost more than your rent!
Google Play Store's AI Overhaul: Now It Knows You Better Than Your Therapist
Google's Play Store AI update uses Gemini to personalize apps so intensely, it might just replace your best friend. Read our satirical take on the hilarious horrors of hyper-personalization.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...