Goldman Sachs
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AI
Dec 11, 2025Harness's $5.5B Valuation Proves AI's Biggest Problem Is Cleaning Up After Itself
Harness's $240M funding round at a $5.5B valuation targets AI's 'after-code' gap—because even smart software needs a digital janitor. A satirical look at tech's latest obsession.
AI
Nov 5, 2025Goldman Sachs Invests Billions in MoEngage to Make Customer Engagement Unavoidable and Possibly Creepy
Goldman Sachs invests heavily in MoEngage's global expansion, turning customer engagement into a hilarious, slightly creepy adventure that might just target your pet next.