Gpus
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on gpus.
Meta's $100B AMD Chip Deal: Because Buying More Stuff Always Solves AI Problems, Right?
Meta's $100B AMD chip deal for 'personal superintelligence' is satirized as an absurd tech spending spree—because buying more hardware is the secret to AI, right?
Intel's New GPU Plan: They're Going to Make Graphics Cards, Probably, Maybe, If They Remember Where They Put the Blueprints
Intel announces plans to make GPUs in a market dominated by Nvidia, with a strategy that's as clear as mud and promises that might just work—or not. Read our satirical take on this tech saga.
Intel's New Handheld Gaming Chip: Because Your Phone Wasn't Already Overheating Enough
Intel's new handheld gaming chip promises to revolutionize portable play—if it doesn't melt your hands first. A satirical take on tech's hottest (literally) new trend.
Nvidia Buys $5B Stake in Intel in Plot to Rule the AI Chip World with Hilarious Synergy
Nvidia's $5B investment in Intel sparks laughter and skepticism as the AI chip giants attempt a hilarious collaboration that promises more memes than milestones.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...