Hacking
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on hacking.
Crypto
Dec 23, 2025Crypto Hackers Pocket $2.7B in 2025, Achieve 'Most Theft Ever' Hat-Trick in Digital Currency Heist Olympics
Crypto hackers break theft records again in 2025, stealing $2.7B in a hilarious display of digital incompetence and irony. Read our satirical take on the never-ending heist saga.
AI
Jul 24, 2025AI-Generated Bug Reports: The Digital Equivalent of Finding a Used Tissue in Your Happy Meal
AI-generated security reports are flooding bug bounty programs with nonsense, leaving researchers to wonder if the AI even knows what a computer is.