Humanoids
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on humanoids.
Qualcomm and Neura Robotics Join Forces: The Beginning of Your Robot Overlord's Coffee-Fetching Empire
Qualcomm and Neura Robotics team up to create AI-powered robots with a sarcastic twist. Will your new robot butler fetch coffee or judge your life? Read our hilarious take on this tech partnership.
Skild AI's Robots Now Valued at $14B - Still Can't Open a Jar or Fold Laundry
Skild AI hits $14B valuation for robots that might do everything but currently accomplish nothing. Silicon Valley's latest expensive solution in search of a problem.
1X's Robot 'World Model' Released: Teaching Your Toaster to Understand Existential Dread
1X releases a 'world model' for robots to learn what they see, leading to existential dread in toasters and philosophical debates in factories. Satirical tech news at its finest!
1X's Neo Humanoids Betray Dreams, Embrace Soul-Crushing Factory Work in Shocking Career Pivot
1X's Neo humanoids ditch domestic dreams for factory floors in a hilarious career pivot. Discover why robots prefer warehouses over your messy home in this satirical tech exposé.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Sonair's 3D Ultrasonic Sensor: Because Robots Need to Hear Your Every Whisper (Or Else)
Discover the hilarious side of Sonair's new 3D ultrasonic sensor for robots, blending safety with satire in this entertaining tech read.
OpenMind Aims to Be the Android of Robots: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
OpenMind's new OS aims to turn humanoid robots into your next smartphone. Expect updates at 3 AM and ads for robot vacuums. The future is here, and it's sassy.