Image Generation
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on image generation.
Google's Nano Banana 2: Finally, AI That Can Generate Fruitless Images at Ludicrous Speed
Google's Nano Banana 2 AI model promises faster image generation of questionable fruit, sparking both confusion and mild amusement in the tech world.
Google's Nano Banana Pro: The AI That Generates Images So Real, It Might Steal Your Job (And Your Lunch)
Google's Nano Banana Pro AI generates hilariously absurd images with banana-themed twists, combining high-res editing and web searches for maximum comedy and confusion.
Canva's New AI: Now Your Designs Can Look Like Everyone Else's But Faster!
In a groundbreaking move that no one saw coming (because we were all too busy trying to figure out how to center a div), Canva has announced its latest feature: AI image generation...
Krea's $83M Miracle: Finally, An AI That Can Draw A Straight Line (Maybe)
In a world where generative AI can do everything except decide what to have for lunch, Krea has boldly stepped forward with a solution to a problem no one knew they had: too ma...
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...