Infrastructure
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on infrastructure.
AI
Feb 18, 2026Your Startup's AI Is Lying About Its Mileage: Google Cloud VP's Guide to Surviving Tech's Used Car Lot
Google Cloud VP reveals why your startup's AI is dumber than a rock and your infrastructure costs more than a small country's GDP. Satirical survival guide for the modern tech founder.
AI
Feb 5, 2026Elon Musk's Orbital Data Centers: Because Earth's Servers Just Aren't Extraterrestrial Enough
Elon Musk plans orbital AI data centers in space, promising zero latency and infinite cooling. Satirical take on tech's wildest ambitions.
AI
Nov 10, 2025AI Bubble: Why Your Toaster Might Be a Better Investment Than ChatGPT
A hilarious take on the AI bubble, exploring why your kitchen appliances might be smarter investments than overhyped algorithms. Dive into the absurdity of tech hype with wit and sarcasm.