Intel Capital
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on intel capital.
In Brief
Sep 16, 2025Figure's $39B Valuation: Humanoid Robots to Replace Your Family and Friends
Figure's absurd $39B valuation fuels a satirical look at humanoid robots taking over the world, one awkward interaction at a time. Read this hilarious take on tech funding madness!
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Jul 11, 2025RealSense Ditches Intel to Teach Robots How to See in 3D: Because Apparently, 2D Was Too Mainstream
RealSense spins out from Intel to give robots and drones the 3D vision they desperately need to stop embarrassing themselves (and us).
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Mar 29, 2025Intel Capital's Midlife Crisis: From Chip Daddy to Startup Sugar Baby
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's ever witnessed a midlife crisis, Intel Capital has decided it's time to leave the nest, trade in its minivan for a Tesla, and start swiping right on s...