Ipos
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on ipos.
Fractal Analytics IPO Flops: AI's 'Brilliant' Debut Makes Stock Market Question Its Own Existence
Fractal Analytics' IPO flop turns into a hilarious tech satire, exploring why AI scares Indian investors more than horror movies and bad stock tips.
Discord's IPO: Gamers Prepare to Monetize Their Rage-Quits and Meme Collections in March
Discord's March IPO plans turn gaming chaos into Wall Street gold. Discover how rage-quits and memes might fund the next big tech stock in this satirical take.
Cerebras Systems' IPO: The Eternal Wait for the World's Biggest Slice of Silicon Pie
Cerebras Systems delays IPO again, raises $1.1B in a satirical tech tale of regulatory woes and oversized chips that'll make you laugh and question everything.
From Crypto Dust to AI Gold: How Three Guys in a Closet Turned GPUs Into a $1.5B Fortune
In what can only be described as the tech world's version of "Aladdin's Magic Lamp", the co-founder of CoreWeave, Brian Venturo, has shared the absolutely not-at-all-lucky...
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...