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AI
Dec 11, 2025Harness's $5.5B Valuation Proves AI's Biggest Problem Is Cleaning Up After Itself
Harness's $240M funding round at a $5.5B valuation targets AI's 'after-code' gap—because even smart software needs a digital janitor. A satirical look at tech's latest obsession.
Fundraising
Nov 21, 2025European Startups: Ditching Baguettes for Billion-Dollar Dreams in Hilarious New Reality Show
Europe's startups chase trillion-dollar dreams with absurd pitches, regulatory chaos, and eco-friendly overkill in this hilarious satire of tech ambition gone wild.