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Feb 26, 2026

Jack Dorsey Declares War on Desks: Block Fires Half Its Staff, Your Office Chair Is Next in Line

Jack Dorsey halves Block's workforce in a hilarious Elon Musk-inspired move. Find out why your job might be next in this satirical take on corporate 'efficiency' gone wild.

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