Kids
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on kids.
Apps
Feb 6, 2026Roblox's Age Verification: When Your Virtual Avatar Needs a Birth Certificate and a Lie Detector
Discover how Roblox's hilarious new age verification system uses everything from pop culture quizzes to 'dad energy' detection to determine if you're actually old enough to know what dial-up sounded like.
Apps
Dec 22, 2025Splat's AI Coloring App: Because Kids Need More AI-Generated Existential Dread in Their Crayon Box
Discover Splat's hilarious AI coloring app that turns photos into absurd pages, blending tech satire with parenting chaos. Read our witty take on this over-the-top innovation!
AI
Nov 24, 2025Stickerbox: The AI-Powered Sticker Maker That Will Make Your Kids Forget They Have Parents
Stickerbox: The AI sticker maker turning kids' doodles into data-driven masterpieces. A hilarious take on screen-light play and modern parenting woes.