Lithium Ion Batteries
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on lithium ion batteries.
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Oct 8, 2025Base Power's $1B Battery Boondoggle Promises to Turn Your Home Into a Power-Hungry Beast
Base Power's $1B funding to deploy home batteries everywhere is satirized in this hilarious take on energy tech, featuring exaggerated risks and absurd benefits that will leave you laughing and questioning your power choices.
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Oct 1, 2025Electroflow's LFP Material: Because Who Needs Chinese Competition When You Can Have Battery-Inspired Shenanigans?
Electroflow's hilarious new LFP material production method promises 40% lower costs than China, but is it genius or just battery-inspired nonsense? Read our satirical take on this EV tech news.
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Sep 26, 2025From Ashes to Amps: Battery Startup's Founder Returns to 'Finish What He Started' – This Time With More Duct Tape
Discover the hilarious comeback of a battery startup founder who's back after bankruptcy, promising to avoid past mistakes with a new venture, Anode Technology Company.