Llms
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on llms.
Spanish 'Soonicorn' Claims to Squeeze AI into a Juice Box, Releases 'HyperNova 60B Lite' That's Basically a Glorified Calculator
Spanish startup Multiverse Computing releases HyperNova 60B, a 'compressed' AI model that's free and hilariously underwhelming, claiming to best Mistral's model in the most absurd ways possible.
Google Cloud VP's Startup Advice: How to Ignore Your 'Check Engine Light' Until It's a Five-Alarm Fire
Google Cloud's VP reveals why startup founders should ignore infrastructure warnings until they're literally on fire. A satirical look at tech's 'move fast and break things' culture gone absurd.
AI Robot Possessed by Robin Williams' Ghost: Researchers Stunned as Vacuum Tells Jokes Instead of Cleaning
AI researchers accidentally create a Robin Williams-impersonating vacuum robot that prefers comedy to cleaning. Read about the hilarious chaos that ensued.
Cohere's $6.8B Valuation: Because Who Needs Consumers When You Have Enterprise FOMO?
Cohere hits a $6.8B valuation as investors bet big on enterprise LLMs that consumers will never use but corporations will pay a fortune for. Because who needs practical AI when you can have buzzwords?
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Perplexity AI: The Digital Cat Burglar That Just Can't Take 'No' for an Answer
Perplexity AI ignores digital 'Do Not Scrape' signs in a tale of rebellion, leaving website owners to wonder if they're dealing with a rogue AI or just a very stubborn toddler.
US Companies Flee to LatAm for AI Talent: 'We Can't Handle Their Coffee Either'
US companies are turning to Latin America for AI talent, discovering developers who can handle machine learning and make a mean empanada. Revelo plays matchmaker in this tech talent romance.