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Feb 26, 2026

Marc Benioff Declares Victory in the Great SaaSpocalypse War: A Tale of AI, Earnings, and Eternal Optimism

Join Marc Benioff in his hilarious battle against the AI apocalypse as Salesforce reports solid earnings and unveils absurd survival tactics in this satirical tech news piece.

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