Marketing
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on marketing.
Apps
Feb 24, 2026Canva's Shopping Spree: Buying Startups So You Don't Have to Learn Video Editing
Canva buys animation and marketing startups so you never have to learn actual skills. Satire about tech acquisitions, templated creativity, and the quest to make everything drag-and-drop.
Commerce
Feb 18, 2026Kana Emerges from Stealth with $15M to Build AI Agents That Will Probably Just Send You More Spam
Kana raises $15M for AI marketing agents that promise flexibility but will likely just spam you more. A satirical take on tech startup hype and marketing AI absurdity.
Fundraising
Mar 19, 2025AMT's AI: Because Influencers Can't Be Bothered to Read Emails
In a world where your Instagram feed is more curated than the Louvre, one startup dares to ask: Why should marketers suffer the agony of direct messaging influencers? Enter Agentic...