Mercor
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on mercor.
AI
Feb 20, 2026Google's Gemini Pro 3.1: The AI That Can't Stop Breaking Its Own Benchmarks, Probably Out of Boredom
Google's Gemini Pro 3.1 AI breaks its own benchmarks again in a satirical take on tech hype, promising to handle complex tasks like writing sonnets and avoiding small talk.
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Feb 6, 2026AI Lawyers Now Accepting Bitcoin Retainers: Opus 4.6 Passes Bar Exam, Immediately Sues Itself for Malpractice
Opus 4.6 AI becomes a lawyer, passes the bar, and causes hilarious chaos in courtrooms—from suing itself to billing in Bitcoin. Discover the absurd future of legal tech!
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Oct 27, 2025Mercor's AI Valuation Skyrockets to $10B: Experts Now Paid in Unicorn Tears and Coffee Stains
Mercor's absurd $10B valuation with $350M funding: AI labs meet 'experts' in this hilarious satire on tech bubbles and unicorn dreams.