Metaverse
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on metaverse.
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Feb 20, 2026Meta's Metaverse Finally Admits Nobody Owns VR Headsets, Retreats to Mobile Where Real People Live
Meta abandons VR for mobile metaverse after realizing nobody wants to wear headsets. Our satirical take on Zuckerberg's virtual reality retreat.
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Jan 19, 2026The Metaverse's Epic Nose Dive: How AI Became the Cool Kid While VR Got Stuck in the Loading Screen
Discover how the metaverse crashed and burned while AI stole the show, with hilarious tales of virtual mishaps and tech fails in this satirical take.
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Dec 4, 2025Meta's Metaverse Budget Slashed: Zuckerberg's Virtual Pizza Party Now Just a Sad VR Sandwich
Meta slashes its Metaverse budget after Horizon Worlds fails to attract users. Satirical take on virtual reality flops, budget cuts, and Zuckerberg's digital dreams gone awry.