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Feb 11, 2026

Microsoft VP Claims AI Can Do Math for Startups, But It’s Mostly Just Guessing with Fancy Graphs

Discover how Microsoft's AI tools are hilariously rewriting startup math with absurd predictions, ironic fails, and parody-worthy advice that might just make your spreadsheet cry.

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