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Jun 20, 2025Startups Weekly: Faster Than a Speeding Bullet, But With More Ping Pong Tables
This week in startups: valuations skyrocket, defense tech sizzles, and ping pong remains undefeated. A satirical take on the fast-paced world of tech startups.
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Apr 18, 2025Venture Capitalists Speak in Tongues: A Divine Comedy of Mixed Signals
Welcome to Startups Weekly — the only newsletter that deciphers the enigmatic hieroglyphics of venture capital so you don't have to. Want this wisdom delivered directly to your cer...
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Mar 28, 2025Mercury's Valuation Soars to Interstellar Heights, Leaving Earthly Logic Behind
In a week where the laws of physics and finance were apparently suspended, Mercury decided that doubling its valuation wasn't enough—it had to more than double it, because why not?...