Nuclear Power
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on nuclear power.
Standard Nuclear's $140M 'Glow-Up': Investors Bet on AI's Radioactive Renaissance in Power's Gold Rush Era
Standard Nuclear's $140M funding sparks a satirical look at AI-driven nuclear hype, where investors bet on radioactive returns and smart reactors in tech's latest gold rush.
Meta's Nuclear Power Deal: Because Running a Metaverse on Hamster Wheels Just Wasn't Cutting It
Meta's hilarious nuclear power deal with Oklo, TerraPower, and Vistra for 6+ GW: because powering the Metaverse requires more than just good intentions and bad VR.
Radiant Nuclear's 'Semi-Sized' Reactor: Because Why Not Put Nuclear Power in a Truck Stop?
Radiant Nuclear's $300M-funded semi-sized reactor promises to replace diesel generators with portable nuclear power, sparking humor and existential dread in equal measure.
Last Energy's Steel-Cased Micro Reactor: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (They've Got $100 Million to Find Out)
Satirical take on Last Energy's $100M micro reactor: a Texas-sized experiment in nuclear humor. Will it power homes or just glow in the dark? Read our hilariously critical breakdown.
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...
Microreactor Startup Antares Raises $96M to Power Your Commute, Camping Trip, and Martian BBQ – Because Who Needs Safety When You Have Nuclear Swagger?
Antares raises $96M for microreactors that promise to power everything from your backyard to Mars – with a side of glitter and confetti. A hilarious look at nuclear innovation gone wild.