Octopus Energy

Selected reporting and mythical analysis on octopus energy.

Sep 19, 2025

Octopus Energy Unleashes Kraken: The $500 Million Tentacle Tangle That's Coming for Your Wallet

Octopus Energy's Kraken platform spinoff promises a $500 million AI revolution in utility billing, but is it just a mythical money grab? Read our satirical take on this tech tale.

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