Online Shopping

Selected reporting and mythical analysis on online shopping.

Apps
Mar 11, 2026

Amazon's Shop Direct: The Ultimate Trojan Horse or Just a Desperate Cry for Help in the Retail Jungle?

Amazon's Shop Direct program expansion sends customers to other retailers' sites in a satirical twist of irony and absurdism. Discover the hilarious truths behind this retail Trojan horse in our witty tech news parody.

Commerce
Dec 1, 2025

Rufus the AI: How Amazon's Robo-Salesman Coerced Black Friday Shoppers Into Buying Things They'll Regret by January

Discover how Amazon's AI chatbot Rufus used exaggerated tactics to skyrocket Black Friday sales, turning shoppers into impulse buyers with a mix of humor and absurdity. A satirical look at tech-driven consumerism.

Commerce
Nov 13, 2025

Google's AI Shopping Now Just Calls Random Stores, Asks Absurd Questions, and Probably Orders a Pigeon

Google's AI shopping update brings absurd conversations, autonomous checkouts, and hilarious store calls. Read how tech saves time by wasting it in style!

Commerce
Oct 6, 2025

Adobe's AI Shopping Prophecy: Why Your Holiday Gifts Will Be Chosen by a Robot with Trust Issues

Dive into Adobe's hilarious AI shopping forecast for 2025, where robots might just ruin your holidays with absurd gift recommendations and exponential growth in laziness.

Sponsored
Mar 31, 2026

NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999

In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...

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Commerce
Apr 29, 2025

Amazon Prime Day: The Sale That Promises to Empty Your Wallet Faster Than You Can Say 'Tariffs'

Amazon Prime Day is back, promising to make your summer unforgettable with deals so good, you'll forget about the impending tariff-induced price hikes. Shop 'til you drop (or until your credit card does).

Commerce
Apr 4, 2025

Amazon’s New AI Agent: Because Who Needs Free Will When Shopping?

In a groundbreaking move that has left both consumers and their wallets trembling, Amazon has announced its latest innovation: Buy for Me, an AI shopping agent that essentially rem...

Commerce
Mar 26, 2025

Amazon's New AI Feature: Because You Definitely Needed More Reasons to Spend Money

In a bold move that absolutely no one saw coming, Amazon has decided to double down on its mission to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Introducing "Interests", the...

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