Open Source Ai
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on open source ai.
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Jan 28, 2026Tiny Startup Builds 400B-Parameter AI Monster in Garage, Accidentally Becomes Open Source Overlord
A satirical look at how tiny startup Arcee AI built a massive 400B-parameter open source LLM in a garage, outshining Meta's Llama with humor, absurdity, and a dash of tech parody.
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Dec 15, 2025Nvidia's Latest Power Grab: Buying Slurm's Creator and Releasing 'Open' AI Models That Are Only Slightly More Open Than Your Grandma's Secret Recipe
Nvidia acquires Slurm's creator SchedMD and releases Nemotron 3 AI models in a satirical take on tech's 'open source' hypocrisy. Read this witty critique of corporate power grabs disguised as community-friendly moves.
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Jul 15, 2025Mistral's Voxtral: The AI That Speaks Your Language (And Your Dog's, And Your Refrigerator's)
Mistral's Voxtral AI audio model is here to revolutionize how we interact with technology, one mispronounced word at a time. Can it understand your dog? Maybe. Will it make your fridge apologize? Absolutely.