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May 14, 2025

Databricks Throws a Cool $1B at Neon Because Who Needs Savings When You Have Open Source Dreams?

Databricks splurges $1B on Neon in what can only be described as the tech world's latest 'because we can' acquisition. Open source dreams, serverless nightmares, and avocado toast economics ensue.

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