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Feb 5, 2026

AI Agents Now Buying Their Own Tech Tools After Sapiom's $15M Funding - Because Your Job Wasn't Already Scary Enough

Sapiom's $15M funding lets AI agents shop for their own tech tools, creating algorithmic consumerism, unionized machines, and human existential dread. Welcome to capitalism 2.0.

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