People Moves
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on people moves.
Commerce
Oct 29, 2025Etsy Appoints Depop's Kruti Patel Goyal as CEO in Desperate Bid to Sell More Crocheted Avocados
Etsy's new CEO Kruti Patel Goyal brings Depop's chaotic charm to handmade goods, sparking satire on crocheted avocados and goth dog pillows in this hilarious tech news parody.
Commerce
May 8, 2025Instacart CEO Ditches Groceries for Robots: Fidji Simo Joins OpenAI to Teach AI How to Shop
Fidji Simo leaves Instacart to join OpenAI, proving that even CEOs prefer robots over grocery delivery dramas. Find out what this means for AI's future shopping habits.