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Dec 7, 2025Pat Gelsinger's Federal Rescue Mission: Saving Moore's Law with Taxpayer Dollars and a Dash of Silicon Dreams
Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger's hilarious federal crusade to revive Moore's Law with taxpayer dollars, featuring absurd timelines, ironic partnerships, and satirical tech dreams.
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Oct 15, 2025Enhanced Games: Where Doping Is the New Stretching and Gold Medals Come with Side Effects
Dive into the hilariously absurd world of the Enhanced Games, where doping is mandatory and athletes become superheroes overnight. A satirical take on the future of sports that will leave you laughing and questioning reality.
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May 25, 2025Intempus Wants Robots to Experience Midlife Crises and Hangovers, Because Why Not?
Intempus is making robots more human by giving them our worst traits. From midlife crises to hangovers, find out why robots might soon need therapy too.