Productivity
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on productivity.
Apps
Jan 21, 2026Todoist's AI Now Lets You Yell Your To-Do List Into the Void: A Satirical Guide to Voice-Activated Task Management
Todoist's new voice AI lets you talk your way to productivity—or hilarious mishaps. Read our satirical take on why yelling tasks at your phone is the future we didn't ask for.
AI
Nov 4, 2025ClickUp's New AI Assistant: Because What You Really Need is a Digital Micromanager
ClickUp's hilarious new AI assistant promises to micromanage your work life into submission, competing with Slack and Notion in the most absurd ways possible.