Quantum Computing
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on quantum computing.
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Mar 13, 2026Qutwo: Startup Sells Quantum Dreams Before Quantum Computers Even Wake Up
Qutwo startup sells quantum computing infrastructure before quantum computers exist. Satirical look at tech hype, absurd enterprise solutions, and selling dreams over reality.
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Aug 26, 2025IBM and AMD's Quantum Leap: From AI Flops to Quantum Quantum Quandaries
IBM and AMD hilariously pivot to quantum computing after AI failures, promising multiverse solutions and investor confusion in this satirical tech take.