Quick Commerce
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on quick commerce.
Eternal CEO Ditches Day Job for 'Riskier' Pursuits: Trading Boardrooms for Blinkit Boxes in Quick Commerce Craze
Deepinder Goyal leaves Eternal CEO role for 'riskier' quick commerce experiments, handing reins to Blinkit chief in a satirical tech twist that blends humor with industry insights.
India's 10-Minute Delivery Dilemma: When 'Quick Commerce' Met 'Slow Reality' in a Hilarious Traffic Jam
India's push for slower deliveries sparks laughs and debates – explore the hilarious clash between instant gratification and worker safety in this satirical tech take.
Zepto's $450M Funding Frenzy: When Groceries Arrive Faster Than Your Life Choices
Zepto's $450M funding at a $7B valuation turns quick-commerce into a satirical race for instant gratification. Read this hilarious take on India's booming delivery market.
FirstClub Defies Indian Speed Mania, Swiftly Skyrockets Valuation to $120M with ‘Premium’ Slowness
FirstClub's satirical rise to a $120M valuation by embracing slowness in India's speed-obsessed market—because waiting is the new luxury in quick commerce.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...