Real Estate
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on real estate.
Fundraising
Dec 23, 2025Founder Fumbles First, Funders Fork Over Fortune for Second Stab at Same Snore-Fest: Affordable Custom Home Design
Satirical tech news: A founder's second startup for affordable custom home design gets funded, proving failure is the new success in Silicon Valley.
Fintech
Dec 14, 2025Mesa's Mortgage Marvel Shuts Down: The Credit Card That Rewarded You for Not Defaulting on Your Adulting
Mesa's Homeowners Card shut down after trying to reward mortgage payments with points. Read our satirical take on this fintech fail and laugh at the absurdity of getting rewarded for adulting.
Fundraising
Sep 18, 2025EV Realty's Zany Plan: Turning Empty Lots into Electric Truck Charging Hubs That Power More Than Just Vehicles
Discover EV Realty's hilarious take on solving electric truck charging woes with real estate investments that are more absurd than innovative. A satirical look at tech trends.