Renewable Power
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on renewable power.
Google
Feb 26, 2026Google Spends $1B on Battery That Can Power Your Smartphone For An Entire Weekend (Theoretically)
Google drops $1B on a battery that lasts 100 hours. Is it a renewable energy breakthrough or just a really big power bank? Our satirical take on the tech deal of the decade.
AI
May 22, 2025Meta’s Solar-Powered AI Now Bright Enough to Blind Astronauts on the ISS
Meta's latest solar power addition fuels its AI to new heights of absurdity, potentially blinding astronauts and confusing aliens with its sheer brightness.
AI
Mar 20, 2025Microsoft's Solar-Powered AI Data Centers: Because the Sun Never Crashes
In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world both dazzled and slightly sunburned, Microsoft has announced its latest venture into renewable energy. The tech giant has signed a cosmic deal ...